courtesy of hotmomscully—
"i can tie a cherry stem w my tongue. i have good taste in— well, everything. can rant about feminism and politics for hours. allergic to dogs, but it's ok. hella pretty. i'm able to make people cry with my writing. i have a rap career. i'm like a real life version of the sunglasses emoji. hire me. i will probably wear hot lingerie under my clothing and talk about guns. and murder. xoxo."